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    The deaf Italian bookkeeper

    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido , has cheated him
    out of $10,000,000.00.

    His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first
    place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have
    to testify in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million,
    he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells
    the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign
    language, asks Guido, Where's the money?

    Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer
    tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask
    him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you
    if you don't tell him."

    Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a large brown
    suitcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house.

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, "He says fk you, you don't have the balls to pull
    the trigger."

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    Re: The deaf Italian bookkeeper

    Thumbs up!

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    Re: The deaf Italian bookkeeper

    I hate lawyers

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    Re: The deaf Italian bookkeeper

    Quote Originally Posted by paddy View Post
    I hate lawyers
    Great joke, and great reply.

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