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    Feb 2011
    Sarasota, Florida

    squirrel joke

    I have to preface this joke with the fact that I feed peanuts to the squirrels in our backyard. I know that appalls some people in the North that have nut trees that squirrels defile, but Florida squirrels seem to be less destructive, and more lovable. Here's the joke:

    A little old lady had been feeding two squirrels in her backyard everyday for more than a few years. One morning the old lady goes out to feed them and finds them dead. She decides she can't live without them and takes them to a taxidermist. She asks to have them stuffed. The taxidermist asked if she wanted them mounted...
    "No!" She said. "Holding hands will be just fine."

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    very cute! here's a squirrel video that makes me laugh every time i watch it -

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    Beautiful Northern NM

    Re: squirrel joke

    Friends help friends move,
    Real friends help friends move bodies!

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    I feed them as well. Over the years many would come by name only. Others would await their turn. Saved a few red squirrels from a cat while they still had their eyes closed. They opened their eyes one day after being artificially nursed and saw my ugly mug. They took me as mommy. I named two of them Rocky and Little Skirl. While very small they would sit in my plaid shirt pockets and watch tv with me. Nature called them home as they matured.

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    Sarasota, Florida

    Re: squirrel joke

    You're a good guy, Paps. My Dad fed squirrels in his yard and probably had names for them too. He and his Brothers had a pet squirrel when they were kids, but a neighbor killed it in front of them and that became their mission to make that guy's life hell. . . . Which they did

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