A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Whew Lady, that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The furious woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down. She says to a man next to her: ''That bus driver just made the most insulting comment to me!'' The man says: ''You really should go up there and tell him off. . . Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''