Re: He's Hammering...

[Sarge]

From: Gerald Lyons [mailto:
Sent: Wednesday, April 4th, 2012 04:40 PM
To: Lyons, Lisa V.
Subject: He's hammering

This is Spot,
Your male took me for a walk, but towards the end of it, he stopped on Highland Avenue and ate some fruit or something off a tree with a bald-headed human. He’s Goldie’s owner. Goldie was barking, inside the fence, so I went over and peed on her, just to be neighborly. She seemed to like that. She stopped barking.
Now the male is taking apart the living room, I think. He’s hammering and screwing around behind the TeeVee. I hope he doesn’t break it. I need my "Dogs With Jobs" and "Lassie" fix!
Yours faithfully,
--Spot the Dog




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From: Lisa V. Lyons [mail to:
Sent: Wednesday, April 4th, 2012 04:50 PM
To: Gerald Lyons [mailto:
Subject: He's hammering


Spot,

You are such a good neighbor! I'm sure Goldie appreciated your attention.

Take good care of my human until my return.

Love,
Mom

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[Budster 95]

Sarge this to funny! Sounds like the way it is here in my home. 1 Bulldog, 1 Mut. They run the roost!